I know you like these posts, so I spend hours and hours collecting funny stuff for you to enjoy. When I was a kid I scrambled to be first to read the funny pages, and this is the modern equivalent.
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β Paula Bolyard (@pbolyard) October 5, 2022
Trump is roasting Joe Biden with a supercut of his gaffes at his rally π
β Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) October 9, 2022
Elon’s first day at twitterβ¦πππ pic.twitter.com/15B1EToPTx
β il Donaldo Trumpo (@PapiTrumpo) October 4, 2022
They eyes at the end.. π pic.twitter.com/k4yJ6JLS2x
β Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) October 5, 2022
One day you’ll get there, kittyβ¦ππΎπ pic.twitter.com/sVNxRxyIvi
β πoΜ΄gΜ΄ (@Yoda4ever) October 4, 2022
Don’t let your happiness be dependent on another personπ
β Tansu YEΔEN (@TansuYegen) October 3, 2022
The Oscar goes to.. π pic.twitter.com/m6o3rlRXVp
β Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) October 4, 2022
When you’re not getting the attention you deserveβ¦ pic.twitter.com/tZmuiJ3DCL
β The Woof World (@TheWoofWorld) October 3, 2022
Mama dog blessing her puppy is the cutest thing I have seen today. β€οΈπ pic.twitter.com/t1s5NAlvvW
β Puppies Heaven πΆ (@HeavenPuppies) October 4, 2022
look what I can do pic.twitter.com/Llva2tiz8Z
β cats being weird little guys (@weirdlilguys) October 2, 2022
Get itβ¦ππ€£π₯΄πΌ pic.twitter.com/Z8ZKKav8A9
β Fred Schultz (@FredSchultz35) October 2, 2022
Physics? We don’t care..π πΎπππ pic.twitter.com/z3VpIp7u54
β πoΜ΄gΜ΄ (@Yoda4ever) October 5, 2022
Dog does happy dance for his self-fetch toyβ¦πΆπΎπΎππ pic.twitter.com/aPQQmRHAdN
β πoΜ΄gΜ΄ (@Yoda4ever) October 4, 2022
Awesome footage of an elephant throwing away litter into a trash can at a safari outpost pic.twitter.com/klGwhYRccO
β Fascinating (@fasc1nate) October 2, 2022
A hummingbird lays back and “relaxes” after drinking flower nectar. Source: Rahul Singh pic.twitter.com/FJt9xRAUEJ
β Fascinating (@fasc1nate) October 2, 2022
Teddy is a dog of many talents, including driving a lawn mower. #dog #dogs #goldenretriever #puppy pic.twitter.com/oJktaWG6Hy
β AGuyandAGolden (@aguyandagolden) September 23, 2022
An optical illusion designed by Casa Ceramic to stop people running down the hallway. The floor is actually flat. pic.twitter.com/zJGdMaQcy0
β Fascinating (@fasc1nate) October 2, 2022
The atlas moth has wings that mimick two cobras watching her back. pic.twitter.com/3uYtIwzCu2
β Fascinating (@fasc1nate) October 3, 2022
George H.W. Bush and Arnold Schwarzenegger take a toboggan ride at Camp David, 1991. pic.twitter.com/pL4D8d8SRu
β Fascinating (@fasc1nate) October 3, 2022
Driving the Atlantic Road in Norway is one of the most breathtaking road trips in the world. pic.twitter.com/6JwlegBqIX
β Fascinating (@fasc1nate) October 2, 2022
If Joe Biden were a song. Whoever made this is goodπ€£π€£π€£ pic.twitter.com/lIOUGAOBKd
β β’ α°ISαΌKα©β’ β’ (@kingojungle) October 7, 2022
β Lo+Viral π₯ (@TheBest_Viral) October 2, 2022
“https://t.co/mBnYS735jK!” pic.twitter.com/tHtsjTyqRM
β Heckin Good Dogs (@HeckinGoodDogs) September 24, 2022
HALP! pic.twitter.com/oxpdz40gsP
β Heckin Good Dogs (@HeckinGoodDogs) September 27, 2022
piΓ±atas for dogs pic.twitter.com/82FJhegNcu
β Heckin Good Dogs (@HeckinGoodDogs) September 29, 2022
β Heckin Good Dogs (@HeckinGoodDogs) September 29, 2022
Bella’s a bit spooked by the new table pic.twitter.com/dR1NtofjHA
β Heckin Good Dogs (@HeckinGoodDogs) September 28, 2022
Living his best lifeβ¦. pic.twitter.com/Tga7IO4rAJ
β Heckin Good Dogs (@HeckinGoodDogs) September 28, 2022
He did so well! What a good Boi!! Bravo, BRAVO!!! pic.twitter.com/MoK5SutGmy
β Heckin Good Dogs (@HeckinGoodDogs) September 27, 2022
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he is charging#Caturday pic.twitter.com/WSsGMUmxZ7
β daily dose of cats (@meow_utopia) October 2, 2022
NOO WHY π pic.twitter.com/LDhBkTDzSl
β Hamsters (@hamstersmp4) October 1, 2022
Dogs fur stands on end after she kept rubbing herself against the couch π pic.twitter.com/MtOGdHSyD9
β Pubity (@PubityIG) October 1, 2022
choo choo pic.twitter.com/oUG2fDFZ9L
β cat in odd places (@catinoddplaces) October 1, 2022
Ainβt no way pic.twitter.com/LX6uGyHXhn
β Lance π±π¨ (@BornAKang) October 1, 2022
sick ride pic.twitter.com/sq80eiayrL
β cats being weird little guys (@weirdlilguys) October 2, 2022
The Bodyguard pic.twitter.com/udB6QaNB0G
β Gabriele Corno (@Gabriele_Corno) October 2, 2022
Guys, I told youβ¦I need the fan pointed at me at all times. ππ€πΆ pic.twitter.com/FP5qFrQeZa
β Laughs 4 All π€ (@Laughs_4_All) October 1, 2022
You gotta crawlβ¦like this. ππΆπΆ pic.twitter.com/j1sUz8XQLz
β Laughs 4 All π€ (@Laughs_4_All) October 1, 2022
Alrightβ¦I admit itβ¦it was me. ππΆπ pic.twitter.com/aghtc3FHwM
β Laughs 4 All π€ (@Laughs_4_All) October 2, 2022
never speak so rudely pic.twitter.com/14jmMtBk3A
β Dont Show Your Cat (@DontShowYourCat) August 8, 2022
don’t touch the butt pic.twitter.com/OIqP0bAIpE
β Dont Show Your Cat (@DontShowYourCat) August 16, 2022
he’s figuring it out pic.twitter.com/uplV3r3DNk
β Dont Show Your Cat (@DontShowYourCat) August 23, 2022
standing, sitting, or laying down? pic.twitter.com/OfsMN0OR8z
β Dont Show Your Cat (@DontShowYourCat) August 24, 2022
cats on ice pic.twitter.com/hCcHXtpJCx
β Dont Show Your Cat (@DontShowYourCat) August 28, 2022
classic game of leap-cat pic.twitter.com/00kSbWw6DV
β Dont Show Your Cat (@DontShowYourCat) September 4, 2022
staying in control of life like pic.twitter.com/XwRmStDLuR
β Dont Show Your Cat (@DontShowYourCat) September 5, 2022
trying to look cute pic.twitter.com/MNZoRm0HGW
β Dont Show Your Cat (@DontShowYourCat) September 9, 2022
morning routine pic.twitter.com/dhks0bsEWv
β Dont Show Your Cat (@DontShowYourCat) September 15, 2022
If Joe Biden is wearing his suit coat, whose coat is on the back of the chair?
its the cops, act natural pic.twitter.com/BtAEAZcaVH
β Dont Show Your Cat (@DontShowYourCat) September 16, 2022
from the top rope pic.twitter.com/ga9mOnxTgI
β Dont Show Your Cat (@DontShowYourCat) September 21, 2022
low on patience pic.twitter.com/yEG3HxFQWF
β Dont Show Your Cat (@DontShowYourCat) September 24, 2022
dont touch donut pic.twitter.com/mgJgJCWOvw
β Dont Show Your Cat (@DontShowYourCat) September 23, 2022
raising the roof pic.twitter.com/qrQXtaH76G
β Dont Show Your Cat (@DontShowYourCat) September 24, 2022
this is how it ends pic.twitter.com/7D8393QBVP
β Dont Show Your Cat (@DontShowYourCat) September 26, 2022
they’re polar opposites pic.twitter.com/9DMXSiNq1a
β Dont Show Your Cat (@DontShowYourCat) August 10, 2022
out for the count pic.twitter.com/tbzqZciidS
β Dont Show Your Cat (@DontShowYourCat) August 15, 2022
modern art pic.twitter.com/bYdkA9TTyg
β Dont Show Your Cat (@DontShowYourCat) September 27, 2022
2 scoops please pic.twitter.com/4ilX1EWsXU
β Dont Show Your Cat (@DontShowYourCat) October 1, 2022
I CANT HOLD THEM BACK MUCH LONGER pic.twitter.com/jdvwXjc2UF
β Dont Show Your Cat (@DontShowYourCat) July 22, 2022
They really got professional pillow fighting now π https://t.co/q3MrMpuTx7
β Memes (@hotdogsig) December 5, 2021
Sometimes you just need a hug.. π pic.twitter.com/TChUMEF2oL
β Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) September 13, 2022
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