Yes, I wrote the headline with a bit of humorous intent. Also, yes: The question is as terrifying as it is amusing. Why? As is the case with all good humor–if there’s no element of truth, it’s not funny.
And we all know, don’t we? Hillary Clinton. Just. Won’t. Stop. Ever. Hell, I’m no spring chicken, and not even I know when Hillary first started shilling for… Hillary.
As we also know, Hillary, who in 1995 claimed she was named after Sir Edmund Hillary, the co-first climber to scale Mount Everest — the problem being the first successful Everest climb didn’t happen until 1953, more than five years after she was born — ran for president against Donald Trump in 2016 and lost.
While Clinton finally conceded to Trump, she never really accepted the results, making (at last count) nearly 20 excuses for why she was denied rightful ascension to her gilded throne.
As Joe Biden steadily continues to crumble into an ever-more-addled ball of confusion, there is once again talk within certain circles of the desperate Democrat Party of yet one more shot at the title for Hillary, who will turn 77 less than a month before the 2024 presidential election.
Meanwhile, diehard Hilliaryites across the fruited plain and beyond will be able to join their heroine and her daughter Chelsea Clinton on a journey exploring the lives of prominent women beginning this fall. Hillary announced this week that their documentary series “Gutsy” will premiere in September.
(Let’s take a short break for those who almost threw up in their mouths to gather themselves.)
Hillary tweeted the thrilling news on Thursday morning, in full-metal-jacket Hillaryesque style.
We’ve got a premiere date! “Gutsy,” a new eight-episode from me, Chelsea Clinton, and [whatever] will premiere on Apple TV+ on September 9. We can’t wait to share the conversation we had with some of our favorite, fabulous, supremely gutsy women.
Hopefully, we’ve all composed ourselves enough to continue reading, so let’s have at it.
We’ve got a premiere date! “Gutsy,” a new eight-episode documentary series from me, @ChelseaClinton, and @HiddenLightPrd will premiere on @AppleTVPlus on September 9. We can’t wait to share the conversations we had with some of our favorite, fabulous, supremely gutsy women. pic.twitter.com/OB7YeUveIC
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) July 14, 2022
As noted by Washington Examiner, the series’ guest list tells us all we need to know:
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“Gutsy” is an eight-part docuseries following the mother-daughter duo as they discuss topics such as life, careers, and courage with high-profile women and other mothers and daughters, including Gloria Steinem, Jane Goodall, Kim Kardashian, Megan Thee Stallion, Goldie Hawn, and Kate Hudson.
But again, what about 2024 if the Democrats come knockin’, Hillary? As I reported on June 18, she said a 2024 presidential run was “out of the question,” and that she fully expects Biden to seek reelection.
No, out of the question. First of all, I expect Biden to run. He certainly intends to run. It would be very disruptive to challenge that.
Those of us who have followed Hillary Clinton through the decades know one thing for certain: If Hillary’s lips are moving, there’s a good chance she’s lying. Or, at the very least, she carefully couches her words to give herself a chance in the future, if needed, to weasel out of everything she says. In the above case, the “First of all, I expect Biden to run” qualifier was a perfect example.
But, what if Joe doesn’t run, Hillary?
Anyone who believes Hillary would stand firm and decline to run in 2024 if the Democrat hierarchy showed up at her Chappaqua, New York, doorstep and all but begged her to run — you know, for the “good” of the Democrat Party — doesn’t know Hillary Clinton: she’d jump at the chance like Michael Moore jumping all over a bag of McDonald’s Quarter Pounders with Cheese.
Either way, Hillary and “Chels” — will be sitting down for a friendly chat with equally fabulous, supremely gutsy women. Who could pass that up? I don’t know about you, but I’ll be there — popcorn in hand, laughing my ass off thoroughly enjoying every patronizing and self-aggrandizing minute of it.
Will you be joining me? If so, please bring your own popcorn.
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