Alas, it’s not all private jets, pricey handbags, extravagant vacations, and lavish parties for Alina Habba. As Donald J. Trump’s attorney, Habba does actually have to wake up early sometimes, clock in, and do lawyer-y things. Alas, even her get ready with me routine is more lavish than most as she often has a glam team getting her ready. On May 23, 2023, Habba posted a photo of herself getting hair and makeup done prior to an appearance on NewsMax. “Magician,” she captioned the photo, along with the lipstick and fairy wand emojis and a shoutout to the makeup artist. On March 11, 2024, she took to Instagram to sing yet another makeup artist’s praises for glamming her for a feature in The Top 100 Magazine. While we don’t know exactly how much the private glam sessions cost her, we do know it’s more expensive than doing it yourself for free.
Still, Habba is adamant that her outward appearance has zero effect on her capabilities as an attorney. “Just because I’m pretty doesn’t mean I’m not a brilliant lawyer,” she once told the New York Post. While that may be true, all of those private glam seshes are surely impacting her bank account! Alexa, play “XXPEN$IVE” by Erika Jayne.
