Today was the start of Pride Month. June 1st is when every corporation on planet earth (not located in a Muslim country) does its best to “out-Pride” the next guy. It’s Pander Day!

Social media was aflame with rainbow logos. Mercedes, BP, baseball teams — they all changed their logos to have rainbow colors. You name it, no corporation passed up the chance to out-rainbow and out-pander the competition. God help the corporation that didn’t pander.

The Marine Corps embarrassed itself with rainbow bullets. Devil Dogs killing the enemy with gay bullets is now a thing.

It’s Pander Day!… well, unless you have a corporate office located in the Middle East — then, logo as usual. No one needs to be thrown off a roof.

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