Astrological signs may differ in terms of personality traits, but every sign likes feeling good. You just have to find the best sex toy for your zodiac sign. While you could go out and sample vibrators, massagers, and other sex toys at random, letting the stars guide your choices can help narrow the field—and get more in touch with your astrological identity along the way. Here we’ve highlighted some of the very best sex toys for your zodiac sign to try out, based on your individual sign’s likes, dislikes, and preferences. With these delightful devices, you don’t need a horoscope to know you’ll be seeing stars.
Aries
Ruled by Mars, you’re a passionate fire sign who doesn’t shy away from speaking directly (even if you come off as a little intense). That intensity likely extends to the bedroom, where you’ll be well-served by a powerful wand vibrator like the Doxy, widely considered one of the most powerful wands around, or a rabbit toy that not only vibrates but actually thrusts, like Fun Factory’s Stronic Bi Fusion rabbit vibrator.
Taurus
Where some impatient signs like to go, go, go, Taureans know that good things come to those who wait. That’s why we’re recommending you add a massage candle to your foreplay ritual—this option from SELF’s own sexual wellness line, made in partnership with JimmyJane, smells amazing and can go directly onto skin for a luxuriously sensual massage. For the main event, go for a rumbly wearable toy like the Lelo Tor, which works just as well as a cock ring as a finger vibrator—and can work in the water (a key detail for bubble bath-loving bulls).
Gemini
Your Mercury-ruled sign can change gears on a dime—and you need a toy that’ll keep up with your whims. Enter the flexible, versatile Unbound Bender. Fantastic for internal or external use, and pliable enough to hit all your sensitive spots, it’s an excellent toy for anyone prone to changing their mind. Meanwhile, Sharevibe’s Vibrating Double Dildo shares your love of multitasking with a shorter bulb and a longer dildo that pair up for dual stimulation for couples, plus a design that can work on its own or with a harness as a strap-on.
Cancer
As a water sign ruled by the maternal, emotional moon, you’re a little more in-tune with your feelings than most, Cancer. And while sex toys can inject all kinds of fun into your sex life, you’ll particularly enjoy ones that up the intimacy too. Take a blindfold for a whirl with your partner and enjoy the increased feelings of trust and delectable anticipation that follow. Partnered or solo, a finger vibrator can make every touch more exciting—and encourage you to explore and take things nice and slow.
Leo
Regal, generous, and magnetic, Leos like to get as good as they give—so that means you expect nothing short of all-encompassing pleasure from your toys. We like the We-Vibe Nova 2 for powerful, blended orgasms: While the short external arm stimulates your clitoris, the longer, internal arm hits your G-spot. The Tilt plug can work as a G-spot toy or a prostate massager, and either way its self-warming feature helps you relax right before blowing your mind.
Virgo
If you know someone who has a quick fix or correct answer for just about everything, that person is probably a Virgo. In honor of your sign’s dedication to optimization, we strongly recommend you pick up a sex pillow (if you don’t already have one). The Liberator Wedge is a best seller for its ability to help couples find their perfect angle, especially during missionary. Aneros also knows a thing or two about perfecting and refining: The silicone Helix Syn Trident is a sex toy for men that stimulates four erogenous zones, works hands-free, and has a self-pivoting design. Don’t forget the water-based lube!
Libra
When your sign is ruled by Venus, the planet of love and beauty, you know you have an eye for aesthetics. That’s why we’re recommending Dame’s Pom external clitoral vibrator, which hums and pulses like a dream while looking lovely and discreet too. But it’s not all about appearances for you, Libra. If you’re in a relationship, a toy that heightens the pleasure for both parties, like the remote-controllable We-Vibe Sync Chorus, will appease your diplomatic ways (your astrological symbol is the scales of justice, after all).
Scorpio
Scorpios can’t resist a little intrigue, and that can translate to some playful teasing behind closed doors. The Thorn Double Finger Pinwheel pricks and tickles wherever you touch, waking up your entire body in preparation for things to come (if you want to up the ante, nipple clamps will also do the trick). With a whopping 12 levels of intensity, the Womanizer Duo lets you go achingly slow or cut to the chase while enjoying internal and external stimulation.
Sagittarius
Spontaneity, thy name is Sagittarius. If you’re ready to have some fun but don’t want to waste time fiddling with a charger or running to your nightstand, there’s a whole world of household items that can stand in for standard sex toys, like, say, a sturdy silicone spatula. Or if you are planning ahead, slip the remote-controlled We-Vibe Moxie into your underwear for an external massage anywhere and everywhere. Particularly adventurous Sags can give their partner control of the We-Vibe app.
Capricorn
Hardworking earth sign that you are, you admire and prioritize efficiency in just about all areas of your life—without sacrificing quality, that is. That’s why the best sex toy for your Zodiac sign, Capricorn, is one that’s well-made but gets right to the point. For G-spot stimulation, that means opting for Lelo’s powerful, tantalizingly curved Gigi 2. For clitoral stimulation, the obvious and overwhelmingly reliable choice is the Satsifyer Pro 2, a luxe clitoris suction toy that can work without your hands.
Aquarius
Perhaps the most innovative air sign in the Zodiac, Aquarians will most definitely appreciate some versatility—and a futuristic edge—in their sex toys. Egg vibrators are a wonderful place to start: They resemble bullet vibrators and work stunningly well for external stimulation, but can reach and massage the G-spot with ease (especially the Lovense model below, thanks to its insertable length). And, yes, the Njoy Pure Wand looks like a beautiful sci-fi dildo, but it backs up its form with a major function. It comes highly recommended as both a G-spot and P-spot powerhouse.
Pisces
Imaginative and prone to dreaming, our Pisces friends simply must meet Princess Puppypuss from Cute Little Fuckers. You can use it as a butt plug or a bullet vibrator—either way, it injects some adorable levity into your playtime. A little more serious but wholly appealing to your Neptunian penchant for escapism is the Lelo Ora 3, a highly realistic oral sex simulator. Simply lay back, summon up your favorite fantasy, and let the 12 unique settings of vibration and rotation take you away.
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